MY CONDENSED VERSION OF “LORD OF THE RINGS”.

The Hobbits had no cars, but Middle Earth did have AIR transport! So here’s my rewrite:-

LOTR abridged by John T. Shea.

Once upon a time Frodo Baggins hopped onto an eagle, flew to Mount Doom, dropped the Ring into the volcano, flew back home, and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Peter Jackson is making a movie version that will be thirty seconds long and cost 500 million dollars.

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